Why Google employees quit


Having hired a LOT of people in my life, and fired or had to let people go as well, I have my own theory as to why people leave Google, here are the top 3 reasons no one wants to mention:



- They find out the cafeteria is stocked with Soylent Green, which in and of itself is not a problem, but it was always in short supply, and since rioting is beneath someone with one or more degrees, quitting was the only choice...


- They realize that Google is actually a marketing company, and no matter how many smart people they "collect", you're ultimately just selling porn anyway.


- The article does not point out the most important thing, what all the people had in common that left is that the crystal in their right hand had turned black.