I sure do hope they use Vaseline there in prison, I would not want of these swatters getting hurt ya'know.
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- They find out the cafeteria is stocked with Soylent Green, which in and of itself is not a problem, but it was always in short supply, and since rioting is beneath someone with one or more degrees, quitting was the only choice...
- They realize that Google is actually a marketing company, and no matter how many smart people they "collect", you're ultimately just selling porn anyway.
- The article does not point out the most important thing, what all the people had in common that left is that the crystal in their right hand had turned black.